Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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