Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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