Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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