No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We talked him into tasing himself.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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