can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
How many fucks given?
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