My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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