Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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