i don't like sucking hair
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It's never too late to be topless.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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