thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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