At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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