problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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