Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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