Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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