You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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