So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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