You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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