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go home
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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