i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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