If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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