I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I wannas sexs uuuuu
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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