i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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