i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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