Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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