I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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