He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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