And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
