respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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