Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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