This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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