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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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