Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
only you would photoshop your dick
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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