Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
There r osticjed everywhere
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Randomize
