There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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