so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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