I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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