Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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