Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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