i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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