It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
