Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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