YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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