whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I have demons in me.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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