dude i'm inner monologue high
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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