Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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