yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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