Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
nutella sex= disaster
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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