Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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