you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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