I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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