I should be sponsored by Trojan
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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