When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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